Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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