Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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