I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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