At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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