hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She bit a glass in half.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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