I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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