that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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