love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize
