is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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