Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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