dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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