I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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