I look better un-naked...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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