Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You're my little dorito
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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