He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you made out with another girl for some wings
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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