insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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