But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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