Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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