Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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