If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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