Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry JustAGirl019 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(509): View more from Washington

I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?

(1-509): View more from Washington

talent.

Fav 42 3900 1223
share tweet
(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

Fav 20 1217 3304
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(817): View more from Texas

idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on

Fav 10 3699 1260
share tweet
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.

Fav 16 6133 1354
share tweet
(202): View more from Washington, DC

My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.

Fav 7 3415 1203
share tweet
(917): View more from New York City

I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

Fav 23 1575 3955
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(781): View more from Massachusetts

No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling

Fav 5 1697 1321
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(585): View more from New York

Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

Fav 4 1554 668
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?

Fav 1 28 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT