He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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