Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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