if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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