Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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