Do you still have your period?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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