normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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