I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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