No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I love you.
Bad choice
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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