i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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