So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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