"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
No...this little piggys going to the bar
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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