So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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