I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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