Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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