you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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