your thong is hanging out like whoa
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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