I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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