So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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