just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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