____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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