Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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