I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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