so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We are all done wearing pants today
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