I need help removing her.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The beer is more important than you right now.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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