sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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