I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize