Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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