he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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