Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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