Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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