Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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