There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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