drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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