Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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