I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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