??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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